Today is officially Jason Sudeikis day. Not only does Hall Pass come out, featuring the SNL heavyweight in his first starring role (opposite Owen Wilson), but even more exciting is our featured profile of the actor, which debuted on this site today. And that's not all! For you die-hard Sudeikis fans, we've got live, hot footage. Hint: It involves lasers.

We wanted to test Sudeikis' improv acumen by putting him on the spot. Could he -- seasoned comedic craftsman that he is -- come up with a monologue based on the first thing that came to our minds? See for yourself.

Video by Kirk Larsen.