Allow me to apologize for my absence yesterday - I was forced into the unenviable position of having to spend my morning reading aloud to small children. The kids, I must admit, were pretty cute, but their nannies were ferocious. Speaking of children, Variety reports this morning that everyone’s least favorite Mad Men man-child, Pete Campbell - actor Vincent Kartheiser, the world’s most unlikely hipster - has joined the cast of a Justin Timberlake/Amanda Seyfried thriller set in world where no one ages past 25.

Kartheiser is set to play Seyfried’s father (the grown version of Peggy and Pete’s lovechild?), which just seems wrong considering he’s only six years her senior in real life, and probably about the same age as that guy who took her virginity in Big Love. But maybe in this time-warped reality everything’s peachy - ageless dystopian futures usually are. No trailer as yet, but here's me performing for toddlers: