Another day, another miserable complication in the ever-shrinking life of Little Orphan Lindsay. Previously: LOL's horrible father figure forked over a bundle of voice mails about his daughter to RadarOnline. And as part of its honorable mission statement to provide the highest level of public-service journalism, RadarOnline has made available one of those recordings, in which we learn, through the cigarette-scorched voice of her mother, that Lohan may have been dating Ledger shortly before his death. And that she could be as little as one bender away from her own personal D-Day.

Reveals her frog-throated mother through the voicemail addressed to Lohan's father, "She was dating Heath when he died." This confirms some rumors that have been pinballing around for some time now. It also adds some gravity to Lohan's grief following the star's passing. And the fact that she's been unspooling significantly since.

"I don't know if you know that, but I know 'cause I would drop her off and they were friends. Very, very close, okay?" Her concern continues. "Because when she's drunk or takes an Adderall with it she will do something like Heath Ledger did in a second without thinking." Oh, Donata Sullivan! Why ever would Lindsay be so prone to substance abuse? There's yet more yammering about how Lohan needed to stay away from her demonic dad, suffering from night terrors as she did from his violent outbursts in the past. So she would frequently stay with her mother. Lesser of two evils and all that, I suppose.

Mommy Dearest also opines about how LiLo should split up with Samantha Ronson, but Lohan's inherent difficulty to do so: "It's very easy for a rational person to say. But [not] for an irrational person who has a problem with her DNA and alcohol and Adderall and asthma and every other thing she's got wrong with her." Other things like this and this.