R.E.M. has recently called it quits, and what better way to bow out of the music industry than to release a greatest hits collection featuring a tepid new song? The video for the song isn't much more exciting, unless you find yourself quite taken with the notion of Kirsten Dunst staring at a camera for three minutes. She doesn't do much on screen, but I bet there's a ton going on inside her head. Here's what I think her inner monologue might have been.

0:02. All right, here goes. Gotta do this new reel.

0:06. Where is Sofia? I thought Sofia was directing this?

0:10 A music video? Is it for Phoenix? Seriously, where's Sofia?

0:14 God, I wish I had chapstick.

0:24 Ah, shit, I forgot. It's that R.E.M. thing. OK, Kiki, think.

0:29 God I am soooo embarrassed.

0:41: OK, be cool. This'll be over soon.

0:45 Alright FINE, I'll look at it, OK?

0:52: Which one's R.E.M. again? They gay ones, right?

1:07: I should give Schwartzman a call when I get home tonight.

1:16: 7, 14, 21, 28, 45... Shit. 35, 42, 49...

1:43: I bet Maggie Gyllenhaal won't even get a nomination this year!

2:00 Fuck, is Michelle Williams in anything this winter?

2:19 This song is LONG!

2:26 My hair is kinda heavy.

2:36 LOL, I'm dancin'.

2:52 I hope I still have that Xanax that Jessica Chastain gave me.

2:57 Oh, shit, I gave it to Charlotte Gainsbourg. I'll call her.

2:59 What's my assistant's name again?

3:01 Sally?

3:03 No, Sally is the DOG.

3:12 I'm going to pretend I'm Bjork for the rest of this thing.

3:16 Boo! I'm Bjork!

3:20 I'm Bjork and sooooo shy.

3:26: Fairies! Stars! Moons! Oh... we're done?

3:30 What? Another take?!