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MySpace, in cooperation with the Department of Defense's Armed Forces Entertainment and America Supports You program, want to bring cleavage to Kuwait—all in the name of world peace. On March 10th, respectable artists like the Pussycat Dolls and Jessica Simpson will bare their, er, souls in a three-hour concert that will be streamed live on the official Operation MySpace profile. Say the Dolls, "We're so excited... the desert's about to get a lot hotter!" Similarly, Nick Lachey's one-time blow-up doll explains, "I get to serve my country by doing what I love to do." Also performing is comedian Carlos Mencia, who Maxim magazine recently named the 12th-worst comedian of all time (without, of course, having heard a single joke). When asked to comment, Simpson's dad looked at his daughter and said, "Hubba, hubba." —N.H.