A jazzy, French auteur-inspired record named Preliminaires from the Godfather of Punk? Don’t worry, stooges, Iggy Pop hasn’t settled down just yet. Here, the Rock Iguana revisits his lust for strife while getting a few things off his (shirtless) chest. Presenting 10 things Iggy Pop hates:

The onetime savior of punk saw his life fall to shambles after a much-publicized split from supermodel Kate Moss and last year’s month-long incarceration. But Peter Doherty is back with this month’s Grace/Wasteland, a debut solo album destined to catapult the English bad-boy onto the charts. Here, the hard-living, chain-smoking poet of rock lists life’s major drags.

After eight years spent lampooning everyone from Dakota Fanning to Kim Jong-il on NBC’s enduring sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live, actress Amy Poehler allows the ghost of closets past to catch up with her. After the jump, the comedienne's biggest sartorial slip-ups.

She wasn’t yet old enough to drive a car when actress Bijou Phillips was emancipated from her parents (her father, the legendary John Phillips, was the leader of The Mamas & the Papas), modeled for Calvin Klein, developed an addiction to heroin and checked into rehab. Now, with the release of six new films in under a year, including this month’s Dark Streets, the cleaned-up, 28-year-old wild child has a few things she’d like to get off her chest. The top ten things she hates, after the jump.

A fresh icon in the making, “Paper Planes” firebrand Maya Arulpragasam throws a few more curveballs our way.

Ten things I hate, in a bite-size list:

1. Gays

2. Black people

3. Indian people

4. Jews

This month, Bill Maher delivers more fire and brimstone -- and laughs -- with the release of Religulous, his pontification on the absurdity of organized religion. Here, the cheeky devil exorcises his demons with his list of top ten things that bug him.

1. The “too cool to dance in the aisles” people who stay seated during Mamma Mia!

2. When the Jacuzzi jets fill your trunks with air and make your ass float to the surface.

Reigning king of British comedy Ricky Gervais, who stars in this month’s Ghost Town, sounds off on schmaltz, psychics and spiders. He is most certainly not having a laugh.

Can reality TV stomach Margaret Cho’s raunchy realism? The notorious all-American girl lets it all out on "The Cho Show," debuting this month on VH1. Below, a prim list of the top ten things she hates.

1 Static electricity. I hate it. I just fucking hate it -- especially when I’m taking my computer out of the X-ray machine at airport security. I wish I had oven mitts because it always gives me a big shock. Sparks come off and shit. I can’t even express in words how much I hate it.

Since the early ’90s, Missy Elliott has commanded the world of hip-hop. That’s plenty of time to lose control about the little things. Below, the style icon, who is back with her seventh album, FANomenal, breaks it down. This is not a test!

Things I Hate:

1. Taking off my shoes at the airport.
2. When people stink on the plane.
3. When people cook my food with no gloves on or breathe on my food.

Eddie Izzard makes his living ‘talking total bollocks.’ But the star of FX’s ‘The Riches’—currently touring a new stand-up act—absolutely hates making lists. (We nudged him.)

1 Nazis
2 Death
3 Rabies
4 Helicopters that don’t work
5 Not being able to turn right on red
6 Extremists