Breaking up sucks. You lose a friend, a conveniently-located place to crash, someone to eat the other half of your fries so you don't, and semi-regular sex. But the one thing you gain? The right to eat and bitch as much as you very well please hell fucking YES.
Here are our top dessert spots to bitch about a break-up, all across New York. Grab your best friends and the best cookies, cupcakes, pastries, and ice cream in town, and let it allll out.