● Patient Zero in the Tiger Woods Tales of Tail, Rachel Uchitel, scores a gig as a special correspondent for Extra by impressing producers after being interviewed by the Barbara Walters of Hunky Vapid Latino Celebrity News Correspondents, Mario Lopez. [NY Post] ● Durex puts out an ad about blowjobs, giving rise to lots of questions about the people who use (or don't use) condoms during oral sex. Which one are you? Etc. [Jezebel] ● 40% of French guys polled think they're the best in the sack in all of Europe. Too bad the biggest vote for best lovers from French women goes to Italian men. [Daily Mail]

● New York shopping blog Racked goes National. [Racked] ● John Mayer has a penis. He uses it to navigate various wonderlands. And that penis happens to be a total racist. Southern Poverty Law Center, where you at?! [Mediaite] ● The Cutest Tagger in America, UTAH, is now out of jail. And she's still totally cute and totally spray painting things. [Gothamist]