‘Is Your Betty Ready?’
We’re living in the Age of the Firecrotch, where the hair down there can grab national headlines. In walks Betty with a mischievous proposition: wanna change colors? betty beauty is a one-year-old business venture by entrepreneur Nancy Jarecki that helps women color their, er, world. You know what? Enough beating around the bush. It’s dye for pubic hair. It comes in the traditional blonde, brown, auburn and black, but the most popular color (outselling others 7-to-1) is called FUN betty, and that’s a hot pink. New specialty colors are MALIBU betty (aqua blue), LOVE betty (sassy red), and LUCKY betty (envious green). This product, of course, does not apply to those who prefer the INVISIBLE betty.
