● Jeremy Piven says his "moobs" (man boobs) came from soy milk abuse; the actor started out as the “guy that dabbled in soy milk” but it quickly escalated into drinking 12 cups a day -- which contained enough estrogen to give him boobs. [Us]
● Michael Lohan says Lindsay Lohan is a “beautiful girl” but “she looks 100 years old." [E!]
●What men think about, according to Kate Hudson: “Game scores, masturbation, and food." [Us]

At the opening of Hair on Broadway, March 31:

● ROSIE O'DONNELL: We have just little local ones in our neighborhood that we go to, but we don't really "hang out," you know. I mean, we have four kids under the age of 13. You don't really hang out a lot, when that happens. You know, the local Irish pub in our town, the OBI or the Casa del Sol, the Mexican restaurant. You know, there's some kid-friendly places that we go -- we're kinda dull.

● TIM ROBBINS: Oh, uh, yeah -- I'm tryin' to think of someone that needs help right now. [laughs] A lot of people are hurtin' with this economy. I can't, I can't -- I don't go out much. No, I don't go to bars. We like Basta Pasta on 17th Street -- great food. It's an Italian restaurant run by Japanese people. Pasta with the cheese -- they put it into a big wheel of cheese, and it's really yummy.

If you don't love (or at least respect) Alec Baldwin, you either don't watch 30 Rock or you haven't heard this tape. Recently, Mr. Baldwin chipped away at the good will afforded by his Emmy win for 30 Rock by starring in a film called My Best Friend's Girl, alongside Dane Cook, Jason Biggs, and Kate Hudson. The movie was not well-received. Baldwin himself has decided to speak out on the cinematic shitstain, writing on his official site (he has one?!), "The movie is not very good at all." He goes on to admit that he has "made some pretty awful films," and ends with an ominous threat warning, and uses cheap spacing tactics for maximum menace. "Filmmaking is a highly risky endeavor, more so today than ever. For you. And for me."