● Levi Johnston doesn’t show his johnson in Playgirl, according to a spokesman for the site. How can we ever trust him again? [NYDailyNews]
● Is Amy Winehouse going the way of Courtney Love? No, not with drugs, rather with plastic surgery. After getting a boob job, Wino is considering a nose job, as going under the knife has become her new obsession. [DigitalSpy]
● Are Nicole Richie and Joel Madden really married? She didn’t correct her lawyer in court when he referred to Madden as her husband. [People]

● That report of Lindsay Lohan and Gerard Butler getting it on in Morocco was shot down by Lohan, and Butler is threatening legal action against the British papers who printed the story. [GossipCop]
● Where do you go after getting publicly fired from your show? Disneyland! Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and husband Pete Wentz took little Bronx to the happiest place on earth to lift her spirits. [PopSugar]
● Rihanna says of all the media attention she received after the Chris Brown incident: "I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears." [USA]

● What’s the greatest thing about being divorced? Reese Witherspoon says it’s being able to go to more concerts with BF Jake Gyllenhaal. [JustJared]
● LaToya Jackson believes someone paid Conrad Murray to kill Michael Jackson because of the wealth they stood to gain in doing so; she now fears she’ll be killed for this knowledge. [Celebrity-Gossip]
● Sienna Miller wishes she could be like pal Keira Knightley, who has managed to keep her personal life out of the press. Miller admits not being too “bright” in that department. [Showbizspy]

● Amy Winehouse had quite the scare when she believed her newly installed breast implants had exploded; she was rushed to the hospital, but not before stopping for some fried chicken. [News.au]
● Despite a fake CNN article that says otherwise, Zach Braff is not dead of an apparent suicide. [WPix]
● Julianne Hough has been added to the never-ending cast of Christina Aguilera’s film debut Burlesque. She’ll join Kristen Bell, Cher, and Stanley Tucci as a fellow dancer. [E!]

● After nonstop tabloid coverage, Jon and Kate Plus Eight are back on the air from their self-imposed hiatus. [Us]
● Now that Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are dunzo, let’s take a look at their recently released private wedding album. [MrPaparazzi]
● Rumors that Vanessa Hudgens has banned BF Zac Efron from seeing Megan Fox are false; Hudgens is just (understandably) terrified that Megan Fox is going to steal her man. [Showbizspy]

● Amy Winehouse’s father Mitch pretended he had a terminal illness last year to scare his daughter out of her drug addiction. Suffice to say, it didn’t work. [Yahoo]
● Kourtney Kardashian regrets getting breast implants at the age of 22, saying if she had researched the body-alerting decision, she would have never gotten them. [PopCrunch]
● Lauren Conrad wants her best-selling book, L.A. Candy, to become a movie in the ultimate art imitating life imitating art, as the book is a fictionalized version of LC’s TV persona. [MTV]

Over the weekend, I kept hearing radio DJs comment on Amy Winehouse’s very recent and public divorce from Blake Fielder-Civil while playing the former's tunes on heavy rotation. So I decided to search around and see what’s been said across the pond about the hot-off-the press split. Lo and behold, I found a headlining story from British tabloid The Sun. Apparently, Blakeie-poo decided to have an official chat and “tell-all” about Amy. I can’t help but think how much The Sun paid Fielder-Civil for his words? The guy probably needed a few extra pounds due to the divorce, or perhaps he just wanted to take a stab at his ex. Regardless, it’s in bad taste. But what would one expect from the addict who admitted to introducing Winehouse to crack and heroin?

● Neil Patrick Harris would like you to know that he and boyfriend David Burtka are not having a child through a surrogate, despite what Star magazine says. [JustJared]
● PETA is upset with President Obama because of what they call an “execution” of a harmless fly during an interview. [Reuters]
● This could be the best, worst duet since Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson’s “Say, Say, Say.” R. Kelly wants to record a duet with tropical hot mess Amy Winehouse. [PopCrunch]

The perils of recording your third record! Amy Winehouse knows such anguish well. She seemed only a hair's breadth away from being able to pass off an entire collection of demos before she decided to flip the bird to all that and get high with Snoop Dogg instead. Which, as "artistes," makes sense. Because they can chalk it up to seeking a muse in the kush. Apart from that, if it looks like Wino's absolutely glowing lately, it's because her supply of Courvoisier, smack, and Cheetos got replaced with Yorkshire Tea and sober people on her tour rider.

● Hugh Jackman warns that the leaked and unfinished version of X-Men Origins: Wolverine is like a “Ferrari without a paint job." [Huffington Post]
● Amy Winehouse is still in St. Lucia experimenting with Damon Albarn and his band of Gorillaz on her new album. [Mirror]
● Kim Kardashian hinted that someone in her family will be having plastic surgery and will be unrecognizable to viewers; the identity of said person will (of course) be revealed on her reality show. Probably not Bruce Jenner, who could hardly get more unrecognizable. [People]