● Anne Hathaway got up super early to announce the nominees for the 82nd Academy Awards. Commence your bitching! [Oscars]
● The rapper Nelly plans to lead a "male version of The View," with Jermaine Dupri and Usher; no one plans to really let this happen, let alone watch. [The L]
● Jersey Shore's The Situation is seeking to trademark his nickname for use on clothing. Examples on the third page of the official government paperwork include pantaloons, quilted vests, thermal socks and turtlenecks. [The Smoking Gun]

Perhaps Anne Hathaway isn't the first body to pop up in your fantasy wish list of desirable celeb physiques. She doesn't have Britney's crazy abs, circa 2000 -- that we know of anyway. Famously a 6-cum-4, thanks to The Devil Wears Prada dress-size admissions, her curves embody a healthy real girl message while maintaining a secretly bangin' bod -- usually only bared in cleavage-sweeping gowns on the red carpet. Which is cool because it gives healthy real girls good target practice, minus Hathaway's bra size and red carpet access, unfortunately. In any case, her fitness routine is a mix of upper body jabs to tone shoulders and lower body blasts to keep her long legs cut and shapely. If cutting cigarettes, red meat, fish, and alcohol to lose pounds is not your style like it is Hathaway's, at least these moves can help keep you lean.

The plight of Jaycee Dugard is a tale wrought with thrills! drama! terror! suspense! terror! bravery! oh, the terror! Have a casual glimpse at the classy way newsfolks are handling the fact that she just went public with her story to People today and you'll see a level of wantonness that makes at least the obligatory Lifetime telefilm inevitable.

Recently, none other than pop impresario Beyoncé invited me over to her manse and hosted an invitation-only soft-topics panel [note: did not actually happen], wherein she explained the nuances of being a diva, most specifically noting how "Diva is a female version of a hustler." When I raised my hand and asked, "What do you hustle? Strange-looking sunglasses and freakum dresses?" she cracked her whip and shrieked, "Quiet down, child." Well, then. But through the course of this seemingly endless week, Beyoncé and her ilk did a number of things that divas tend to do.

Models moonlighting as chefs doesn’t exactly sound like an especially appetizing endeavor. But if the supe in question is Kate Moss, the venture is very likely to succeed. With crossover careers as a fashion designer, muse, vocalist, and artist under her belt, Moss is now moving on to food. She's looking to follow in the footsteps of Topshop owner Sir Philip Green’s stepdaughter Stasha Palos, whose first cookbook is hitting store shelves soon. “Moss has apparently been previewing the book’s recipes by trying them out on her family and friends,” says The Daily Mail. And she’s thrilled at the idea of being “the first supermodel to release a cookbook.”

● Considering the economic climate, Lauren Conrad has decided to put her fashion line on hiatus while she revamps the clothing. [P6]
● Don’t tell Paris Hilton, but her boyfriend of about a minute Doug Reinhardt plans to propose at the Chateau Marmont. [PopCrunch]
● On that note, P. Hilton’s party BFF Mischa Barton says that marriage puts pressure on a relationship. Duly noted. [ShowbizSpy]

● It’s a good thing MTV renewed The City, as it gives Whitney’s frenemy Olivia Palermo more time to practice her acting skills. She’s reportedly using the reality show to jump-start a "serious" acting career. [THR,P6]
● Anne Hathaway describes her experience on Tim Burton’s forthcoming Alice in Wonderland adaptation like being “invited [to the] sandbox to play around.” [TheNational]
● Could those rumors be true that Evan Rachel Wood and Mickey Rourke are an item? They were seen in a lip-lock at a SAG after-party. Draw your own conclusions about the parallels between Rourke and previous Wood beau Marilyn Manson. [PopCrunch]

With most media outlets are still milking yesterday's plane crash in the Hudson for pageviews (so tasteful, NY Post!), it makes more sense instead to dwell on the pathologies of prima donnas. It's a victimless pastime. So let's just get down to it.

To Shepard Fairey and all other Obama enthusiasts who previously had their Obama-blinders set to "gamma ray": Anne Hathaway shares your furor. Which may explain why she spent the bulk of her holiday watching animal attack videos. When pressed further about her expectations for the President, Hathaway explains that what she wants from him isn't world peace or an end to widespread brokedom. Rather, she wants the reasoning that led to Rick Warren's appointment as inauguration speaker.

The morning after the premiere of the chick-flick-to-end-all-chick-flicks Bride Wars, co-screenwriter/Saturday Night Live new It-Girl Casey Wilson and her best friend and writing partner June Raphael do their best not to talk over each other while dishing on Long Island wedding factories, bedazzled cell phones, and what makes seemingly normal girls go bonkers.

Casey, everyone knows the SNL after party is one of the hottest late-night parties in the city. What are the best late-night spots in New York?
Casey Wilson: People [from the cast of SNL] go to Waverly Inn, they go to Rose Bar.
June Raphael: She doesn’t really know.
CW: I just go to bed.