We stroke Bryan's ego by posting this survey, but leave his prosthetic third nipple alone.
For our second installment of BlackBook’s Employee of the Week, we chased down—fine, yelled over to—Bryan Levandowski, our market editor who dishes out (fashion) advice, helps us pronounce designer names, and never met a hangover he couldn’t kick.
Employee: BRYAN LEVANDOWSKI
Title: Market Editor
Age: 22 (Ed. note: This is a lie.)
Hometown: Wilkes-Barre, Pa.
Odd Moment in Hometown: “Incessantly translating from our odd dialect that was, in fact, English, but devoid of the letter ‘t,’ certain participles, and any variation on the word ‘no’ whatsoever—other than ‘ain’t.’ A-B-C really isn’t as easy as 1-2-3.”
Favorite Novel: Valley of the Dolls by Jacqueline Susann.
Shoe Size: 10—a big 10. (Ed. note: This might also be a lie.)
Facial Tick: Only the morning after.
Currently residing in: ”Astoria, NY—which I consider to be an extension of the Upper East Side, rather than a part of Queens.”
Number of nipples: Three, including the prosthetic.
Criminal record: Nil, but tomorrow is another day.
Married: ”The day I go exclusive is the day Neiman Marcus starts accepting Visa.”
Golf Handicap: ”The worst kind—my inability to play the ‘sport’ altogether!”
Local Hangout: Eastern Bloc.
No, Really: EB, really.
Job Experience: Fashionisto.
Life Experience: BRYAN AMBITION!
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