It's usually nightlife that inspires a guy or gal to get made up, but this is makeup inspired by nightlife. Illamasqua, a cult favorite amongst beauty junkies, club kids, makeup artists, and celebs, was conceived amidst the dark drama of 1920s Berlin -- embraced by alternative cultures, made by a British brand, and now readily available to help you develop your nightlife alter ego. I decided to try the pigment-rich rockstar colors for Friday night's festivities, which included Mark Ronson's Gucci party at the Bowery Hotel, followed by "Whipped," Butter's hipster dance party, to find out first hand why Sienna Miller, Lily Allen, Beth Ditto, and Karen O. are rumored to be obsessed with it.

Sometimes as certain trends in fashion -- ones that baffle those outside the industry as well as within -- are worth putting the spectacle of worldwide hot-messery on hold for a moment. If only to speculate on the origins of said trend. And while TriKap walk-of-shamers and Britney Spears have invariably found themselves sans pants at some point or other, neither really made an intentional habit of upending stylistic decorum as we know it. Even in 2007, The Gossip siren Beth Ditto pulled a similar fashion coup; but the earliest adopter for the look appeared to be none other than Brechtian punk cabaret queen Amanda Palmer of the Dresden Dolls.

● Charlize Theron is taking a page from Brad Pitt’s PR playbook by saying she and longtime boyfriend Stuart Townsend won’t wed until her gay BFFs can. [DigitalSpy]
● Gisele Bundchen cares about things and stuff -- that’s why the United Nations made her a goodwill ambassador for the environment. [JustJared]
● Former Pushing Daisies actress Anna Friel shows off her birthday suit in the London production of Breakfast at Tiffany’s. [NewsoftheWorld]

Images from The Gossip frontwoman and recently minted fashion icon Beth Ditto's capsule collection for Brit retailer Evans have finally arrived. And, fortunately, it looks as though Ditto has taken the new venture in stride, nailing her debut designing effort. Not surprisingly, the collection is heavy on sequins and 80s-inspired silhouettes and styles (Ditto has never exactly been one for demure clothing). The line is slated to hit stores on July 9 (both online and in the UK) and will include a corset dress and motorcycle jacket, as well as a handful of mini-dresses in graphic prints, a jersey romper worn oversized that hangs off the shoulder, and a knit dress with polka dots and half of the profile of a woman's face that's sure to be one of the collection's biggest hits.

Leave it to Beth Ditto to don a pair of angel wings and nudge Susan Boyle from her stress sleep. And then as Boyle stirs awake, calling out for her cat Pebbles, Ditto tells her, "No sweetie, we're not in Blackburn anymore." Then she gingerly takes the bonny woman's hand and assists her back out to the world to face the blinding light of paparazzi flashguns and obsessive speculations of bloggers. At least this is what The Gossip frontwoman is hoping to do for the exhausted Britain's Got Talent runner-up by way of recruiting her to form a gospel supergroup.

Perhaps once a decade, an unconventionally beautiful (read: not thin) artist exerts such an irresistible magnetism as to blow the deadbolts off of the fashion world and disrupt production of the beauty myth. In the early 1990s, the comely voluptuousness of celebrity makeup artist Sharon “Mama Makeup” Gault inspired designers to push her from backstage to the catwalk. The immortal look of club icon Leigh Bowery—with his form-malforming, anthropoid Jayne Mansfield-in-sequined-ski- mask garments—made such a deep impression on fashion that his unlikely influence is still occasionally seen in Missy Elliot videos, and on the runways of Gareth Pugh.

● Tweeners have been calling Lil Jon nonstop cause his new cell number happens to be Miley Cyrus’s old one. He became suspicious when he got texts congratulating him on the Teen Vogue cover. [MSNBC]
● It didn’t take long for Agyness Deyn to pick up a new rock boy; after Albert Hammond Jr., she’s moved on to Phantom Planet’s lead singer Alex Greenwald. [London Paper]
● Woody Allen feels harassed by American Apparel after they countered his lawsuit by saying the director wasn’t worth his $10 million claim. [Fox]

From gracing the cover of Conde Nast’s much-anticipated new fashion rag Love to sitting front row at Jean Paul-Gaultier and Chanel, Beth Ditto has gone from punk rock maven to new fashion hotness. The plus-size Arkansas native has also been called on by fashion’s finest to provide the entertainment -- she performed at Fendi’s Paris Fashion Week after-party this past week at Karl Lagerfeld’s request. The singer has also inked a deal to design a line of 80s-inspired clothing for Brit brand Evans. So what is it about Ditto that has the fashion set so totally enamored?

Gossip frontwoman Beth Ditto won’t solely be making waves in the fashion world come spring by gracing the cover of Love, the not-yet-released Condé Nast newbie that boasts Pop's Katie Grand at its helm. According to Grazia, the outspoken, infinitely revered singer will dabble in design thanks to a partnership with Brit brand Evans. The line in question, which includes “‘80s-inspired ... oversized T-shirts, studded handbags, colorful graphic dresses with domino prints and oversized knitwear,” is slated to hit stores this July.

● Pin-up queen Bettie Page died yesterday of pneumonia at the age of 85. Her memory will survive in the thousands of images that Irving Klaw and Bunny Yeager took of her. Here's a video of Bettie doing what she did best. [Reuters]
● Eight hundred of Yves Saint Laurent's most prized art possessions and collectibles will be sold at auction at Christie's in February. The lot, which includes two Qing-dynasty heads (considered stolen by the Chinese government) is expected to fetch upwards of $400 million. [Vanity Fair]
● It's rumored that singer Beth Ditto will be the first cover girl of Katie Grand's new magazine Love. [Grazia]