Actor Paul Reubens is ready to dust off his gray suit and resurrect the bow-tied, bonkers Pee-Wee Herman in a traveling live stage show, before appearing in two new films by indie envelope-pushers David O. Russell and Todd Solondz. Here, the manic man-boy blows his big-top with a list of things that get him bent out of shape.

In Martin Scorsese’s upcoming thriller Shutter Island, Emily Mortimer runs away with the show as an on-the-lam patient who breaks down opposite Leonardo DiCaprio. Though she starred in David Mamet’s Redbelt last year, the English actress is just now earning her black belt in bitchery, by kicking around her 10 least-favorite things.

Two years after stripper-turned-screenwriter Diablo Cody shocked Academy old-timers by taking home the Oscar for Best Original Screenplay for Juno, the one-woman sloganeer returns with Jennifer’s Body, a horror film starring Megan Fox’s breasts. Here, the creator of Showtime’s The United States of Tara unleashes the Furies on the world’s most rank fashion blunders.

As the wickedly electric Georgina Sparks on TV’s Gossip Girl, actress Michelle Trachtenberg transformed from Jane Doe into this generation’s Joan Collins. Here, the star of NBC’s upcoming medical drama Mercy sharpens her claws.

A jazzy, French auteur-inspired record named Preliminaires from the Godfather of Punk? Don’t worry, stooges, Iggy Pop hasn’t settled down just yet. Here, the Rock Iguana revisits his lust for strife while getting a few things off his (shirtless) chest. Presenting 10 things Iggy Pop hates:

The onetime savior of punk saw his life fall to shambles after a much-publicized split from supermodel Kate Moss and last year’s month-long incarceration. But Peter Doherty is back with this month’s Grace/Wasteland, a debut solo album destined to catapult the English bad-boy onto the charts. Here, the hard-living, chain-smoking poet of rock lists life’s major drags.

After eight years spent lampooning everyone from Dakota Fanning to Kim Jong-il on NBC’s enduring sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live, actress Amy Poehler allows the ghost of closets past to catch up with her. After the jump, the comedienne's biggest sartorial slip-ups.

She wasn’t yet old enough to drive a car when actress Bijou Phillips was emancipated from her parents (her father, the legendary John Phillips, was the leader of The Mamas & the Papas), modeled for Calvin Klein, developed an addiction to heroin and checked into rehab. Now, with the release of six new films in under a year, including this month’s Dark Streets, the cleaned-up, 28-year-old wild child has a few things she’d like to get off her chest. The top ten things she hates, after the jump.

A fresh icon in the making, “Paper Planes” firebrand Maya Arulpragasam throws a few more curveballs our way.

Ten things I hate, in a bite-size list:

1. Gays

2. Black people

3. Indian people

4. Jews

This month, Bill Maher delivers more fire and brimstone -- and laughs -- with the release of Religulous, his pontification on the absurdity of organized religion. Here, the cheeky devil exorcises his demons with his list of top ten things that bug him.

1. The “too cool to dance in the aisles” people who stay seated during Mamma Mia!

2. When the Jacuzzi jets fill your trunks with air and make your ass float to the surface.