It's no mere coincidence that the celebration of our nightlife issue was held at (gasp!) a nightclub. It was something we meticulously planned: to have almost 10,000 bottles of Dos Equis beer and the appropriate number of mouths to drink them. But in Monday night's case, surplus was a plus. Santos' Party House, that downtown default, hosted sword swallowers, contortionists, Elvira fright-waitresses, and Dos Equis, who were scouring the premises for the most interesting man in the world's assistant. See a gallery of the shenanigans. After eleven, a random metal band takes the stage upstairs, while downstairs, Cut Copy and the Presets spun their own after party. We however, opted for backstage, where bottles were emptied, bowling balls bowled, and glass (and hearts) shattered.