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Posts Tagged 'Britney Spears'

Vuitton Crushes Britney’s Hummer

By

John Clarke Jr.

imageAmong other things. After a five-year legal battle to protect its brand from misuse in music videos and cover shoots, Louis Vuitton settled out of court with Sony/BMG artists for a reported $300,000. "Offending uses of the Vuitton brand include Da Brat's Louis Vuitton beachball, a Ruben Studdard album cover that had to be pulled from store shelves because his jacket had the logo, and -- in a sort of grossness trifecta -- Britney Spears riding in a Louis Vuitton Hummer." See Britney's pink Humvee at left, with faux Vuitton interior insignia. Classy!

For Your Emmy Consideration: Britney, Mary-Kate… What, No Lindsay?

By

Nick Haramis

For Your Emmy Consideration: Britney, Mary-Kate… What, No Lindsay? As shocking news reverberates throughout the media world, we take a deep breath and attempt to figure out where things went so terribly wrong. First, Katherine Heigl bitch-slaps her "Grey's Anatomy" scribes by withdrawing from this year's Emmy Awards race, citing shitty material or something like that. And now, as if things couldn't get any more apocalyptically dismal, Lindsay Lohan is stepping down, refusing statuette consideration for her breakout role as Betty Suarez's bully on the recent season finale of "Ugly Betty." Thank Dina, then, that Britney Spears (star of "How I Met Your Mother") and Mary-Kate Olsen (pot-smoking virginal tramp on "Weeds") are still in the running. It's like these thespians don't even want the recognition their hard work warrants. Next thing, you'll be telling us Victoria Beckham and Christian Siriano won't be accepting acting nods. Not ferosh, or tranny super mess, or whatever.