January 26, 2010
● Things John Edwards might have: a sex tape, a large john. Things John Edwards definitely has: a lovechild, an impending divorce, no future. [Gawker]
● Courtney Love gave a video tutorial in five parts on makeup application to her 7,443 Twitter followers. Lesson #3: "Like, drag eye!" [Idolator]
● Khloé Kardashian met President Obama at the White House. What, the leader of the free world can't land Kim or even Kourtney? [E! Online]

