● The New York Daily News gossip page doesn't need jokes, because this is a real headline: "Stripper cheating allegations behind them, Fergie and Josh Duhamel renew wedding vows." [Daily News]
● Comedian Aziz Ansari sent a Facebook message to a girl who called him a "giant douchebag" in a Twitter update. "Are you basing this on characters I play on TV?" he asked. "That is pretend." [ONTD]
● Yankees star Derek Jeter will marry actress Minka Kelly on November 5th. A New York Post "reporter" scored the scoop by sneaking into the "reception palace" pretending to be a bride-to-be. Is that journalism or Drew Barrymore movie? [NY Post]

Jeter, A-Rod, CC Sabathia, and (hip hip) Jorge Posada celebrated at 1Oak last night. Here's video of Jeter and Sabathia poppin' bottles. You can too, if you win the World Series. So now you know who parties at 1Oak. The Yankees. That's me to the very left, making out with Kate Hudson. Kidding, A-Rod! She can have the Centaur. I spent last night blacking out at the Cherry Tavern. A home run for everybody. L'chayim! More video after the jump.