Would you buy a chunk of riverfront property in New Mexico from this man? He keeps Marlon Brando’s spirit alive at his own Tetiaroa, where his plan for a residential “eco-community-complete with ValZone products-may be coming our way. Joan Didion inner-tubing? Tom Ford stoking the campfire? Julian Schnabel manning the kiln? Lou Reed feeding… chickens? Chickens? What’s not to like? Steve Garbarino says: Send over the papers.
One week after an unflattering photograph of Val Kilmer circulated in the tabloids—earning the actor the nickname “Fatman” in gossip columns everywhere—the formerly swivel-hipped actor who played the rubber-encased Caped Crusader in Batman Forever and the leather-laced Jim Morrison in The Doors, asked me to come visit him at his summer rental in the security-gated Malibu Colony, where the bare-midriff picture had been taken.
“Come out to Val-ibu, in sunny Val-ifornia,” Kilmer said, sounding confident, almost breezy. It is customary for the current co-star of Déjà Vu and the upcoming CBS mini-series Comanche Moon to send up his self-obsessed movie idol image with friends. (“Enough about me, let’s talk about me” is a common refrain; as is his conversation-stopper, “But back to me...”)
A couple of years ago, during one of Kilmer’s more curious career junctures, in which he played 1980s porn star John Holmes in the procedural crime film Wonderland, and an emoting Moses in the theatrical spectacle The Ten Commandments: The Musical, we had met each other, laughed a great deal, and continued speaking regularly. Kilmer said he had a grand plan that he wanted to discuss—something about “an eco-village,” “a self-sustaining community,” the Newman’s Own franchise, and… Mark Twain.
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