Weren't lucky enough to land a Marc Jacobs tee emblazoned with a nude Chloë Sevigny the first time around? Don't fret. The designer and arguable mayor of Bleecker Street is reissuing his much loved "Protect the Skin You’re In" line of t-shirts. Thanks to the relaunch, in addition to Sevigny you can now also outfit yourself with fleshy images of Victoria Beckham, Heidi Klum, Dita Von Teese, Doutzen Kroes, or Erin Wasson overlaid with the aforementioned phrase.

Dita Von Teese likes to take baths. Last night at Avalon, for her first appearance in L.A. in two years, she took two baths in just an hour and a half, easily more than I take in a few weeks. (I do bathe, just the less glamorous way -- standing up in a shower). Though I'd seen the host, Murray Hill, more times than I can count, it was my first time seeing Dita perform.

Unlike New York, where socializing slows to a crawl because everyone's in the Hampton's or it's just too plain hot, in Los Angeles, the social scene picks up during the summertime. In your immediate foreseeable future, you will be very busy taking in art, dancing, weird circuses, and getting a visit from everyone's favorite comedy uncle (Murray Hill!) while ogling half-naked women.

● The Miss California Organization has a vested interest in their candidate winning; that’s why they paid for Carrie Prejean to get a new pair of boobs six weeks before the Miss USA pageant. [PopCrunch]
● Dita Von Teese has taken a lover. The burlesque beauty is seeing the Count Louis-Marie de Castelbajac's son, fashion designer Jean-Charles de Castelbajac, who happens to be 11 years her junior. [Celebuzz]
● Natalie Portman has taken a stand against celebrity endorsements. The actress says she doesn’t believe in supporting something you don’t believe in, like make-up for instance. [FemaleFirst]

● Take a look at Seth Rogen, age 13, doing stand-up in Canada before the fame, before his balls dropped, and from the looks of it, before he found a bong. [Youtube]
● We Americans may be blasé about Katy Perry’s girl-kissing antics, but Saudi Arabia finds the singer too sexy, censoring her album cover by adding clothes. [The Insider]
● Real housewife of NYC Kelly Bensimon has more legal troubles on the way, as if allegedly beating up your boyfriend wasn’t bad enough; a former Elle Accessories editor is accusing her of lifting a jewelry line idea. Hell hath no fury like an editor scorned. [P6]

● Has hell frozen over? Star Jones and Rosie O’Donell will be hosting a charity luncheon together. They can bond over the food. [US]
● Zooey Deschanel says the constant Katy Perry comparisons are getting "a little annoying," cause the only thing they have in common are blunt bangs. [MTV]
● Kate Moss says although she’s not with child, she’s been pregnant for the last two years if tabloids were to be believed. [DigitalSpy]

● Class act Aubrey O’Day is hoping to be the godmother to BFFs Jenna Jameson’s sons; after all, O’Day was the first one to know the ex-porn-star was pregnant. [OKMagazine]
● Lady Gaga’s bubble-ball dress she wears on her “Fame Ball” tour is making fashionistas do a double-take, as it’s almost identical to a Hussein Chalayan piece from his S/S 2007 collection. [NYTblog]
● Ever wonder what Thom Yorke looks like without a shirt on? Here’s your "chance" to find out for real. [JustJared]

After concluding a wildly successful sold-out February run, burlesque queen Dita Von Teese is returning to the stage of Crazy Horse in Paris for another series of shows. The new engagement lasts from March 16 to March 27, and she'll be performing the three new acts that did so well last month. Contact the venue for ticket info.

Either there's a kernel of truth to that steaming pile of malarkey Dita Von Teese told Perez Hilton last week about not crawling down into the unforgiving trenches of pop, or the burlesque queen is presently holed up in a fancy bunker with Studio Magic, a vocoder, and some smart European producers (an even split of Mark Ronson and Calvin Harris, perhaps?), top-secretly forging a flawless debut -- all on Interscope's dime. And if the latter's the case, Dita would benefit from a few well-placed cover songs on her debut to establish her footing. There's never been any shame in siphoning off the legacy of an iconic pop song to further your own career. Why, Lindsay Lohan channeled Cheap Trick -- and that was well after she had already secured her place in America's cultural consciousness. Ideal picks for the glamor goddess' consideration follow.

● If you’re expecting an escapist, designer-clothing-and-shoe-laden Sex and the City sequel, you have another thing coming. Ms. Bradshaw herself said that although they want this one to be a romp, it will be mindful of the recession. Bor-ing. [Celeb-Gossip]
● We all know Anna Wintour is a fashion taskmaster, but she’s also hooking up musicians. Wintour told Justin Timberlake that he and Katy Perry should team up for a feature in Vogue, after clarifying with her daughter Bee that Perry was that singer that talks about kissing girls. [P6]
● Dita Von Teese may have overstated the fact that she would remain celibate after her divorce from Marilyn Manson. Dita says it’s safe to say she’s had sex by now! [ContactMusic]