Sorry, Beavis -- your supply's about to get pricey. You know when things get really bad, and you're sitting there asking yourself how it could get any worse? And one of your friends is like, "Well, you could live in a third-world nation, starving, and fighting to live through each day," and you're just like god, shut up, man. And then it does get worse, and you feel like a total jackass for tempting fate? This is going to start happening a lot (more). Beginning with your mornings, per a Bloomberg news report: coffee prices are going up.

1. McNulty's Tea & Coffee (West Village) - 1950's vibe to go with your thoroughly modern caffeine buzz.
2. El Beit (Williamsburg) - Seriously smooth java from the new kid in the 'Burg.
3. Abraco (East Village) - Cozy nook for serious coffee lovers.