Previously: Hollywood had some major trust issues with female celebrities. Now, Vanity Fair's Peter Newcomb culls together a list that exposes another disturbing (albeit not surprising) disparity within Hollywood: Fair wage. In his list of Hollywood's top 40 earners, not a woman ranks on the Top 10, and only two rank among the Top 20. And those anomalies? Emma Watson and Cameron Diaz. Oh, America: This is your Hollywood?

So at what point does it stop becoming "celebrity news" and start becoming "abject stalking"? I only ask because, steeped in a nest of inept wizard metaphors at RadarOnline, is a gratuitously detailed outline of Harry Potter star Emma Watson's first day at Brown University. And in case you were uncertain, Brown is "a famous Providence, Rhode Island, educational institute." So famous that it merited that pre-emptive clarification. A photographer also skulked in the bushes and continued taking pictures. Watson's schedule is broken down into manageable chunks, followed by the star's plea for privacy.

Fresh off a first day of box-office profits exceeding $100 million, Emma Watson is looking to broaden her stranglehold in the realm of soaring fantasy epics -- by teaming up with Marilyn Manson. The unlikely duo are dreaming up a film-musical adaptation of Cinderella. Hopefully this will go over better than those times Drew Barrymore and Hillary Duff tried their stabs at the cinder girl.

Wheeeeee, publicity! With the sixth Harry Potter flick quickly approaching, stars Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe, one-half of the fearless duo are making use of their Ivy League-caliber smarts and working that Robert Pattinson angle into the ground to get tongues wagging and hearts palpitating for Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Prince. But their fixation on the sparkly fanged one isn't totally arbitrary.

● New Couple Alert: Evan Rachel Wood has dropped Marilyn Manson for Shane West. The newly minted couple was seen leaving Hollywood club Bardot holding hands. [JustJared]
● Heidi Montag is out of I’m a Celebrity… for reals this time; she was taken to a Costa Rican hospital Saturday, and her sister Holly Montag will take her place on the reality show. [Radar]
● Stephen Colbert proved he’s awesome by making a surprise cameo in a high school principal’s commencement speech taped where the principal is currently deployed in Iraq. [Youtube]