Asymmetrically coiffed My Chemical Romance fans throughout Slav lands just shed a tear.: emo could become illegal in Russia. Proposed anti-emo laws arise from fears that the "negative" emo culture encourages "anti-social behavior and glorifies suicide." If this law passes, Russia would regulate emo websites and ban emo and goth dress in schools and government buildings. No more wearing skinny blacks pants to work or school, and all Misshapes parties must now be held in basement emo speakeasies. Oh wait, they always were ...