• Twihards who don't want to be tasked with stepping on one side of this epic Team Edward-Team Jacob debate can heave a sigh of relief next February, when the Jacob Black doll bows and their collection is complete.[EW]
• Known internationally as the talent show that foisted Leona Lewis on us, UK's X-Factor was graced by a pineapple-donning Calvin Harris who decided to offer us a reprieve during this dreadful Sanjaya-esque moment. [Digital Spy]
• Ahem, Fergie would like more gay love, please. [Queerty]

● Kanye West can be blamed for a lot of things, but spreading homophobia in hip hop is not one of them. According to Fergie, West is “completely gay-friendly ... he did a great thing for hip-hop and made it very mixed and open." [MTV]
● Robert Pattinson is embarrassed about those Megan Fox dating rumors because the fake details of their date were so “cheesy.” [OK]
● Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is taking a page out of her sister’s handbook and starting a clothing line that will show off her “preppy and punk rock” style because she thinks she can “really succeed in fashion.” [DigitalSpy]

● In light of infidelity claims, Fergie says in this month’s Cosmo that husband Josh Duhamel loved the extra weight she put on for her role in Nine. [Us]
● Levi Johnston is steaming mad at Conan O’Brien -- or at least his manager is -- over the William Shatner sketch mocking Johnston and his supposed Twitter account, claiming they will sue if the show doesn’t retract the sketch. [TMZ]
● Busy Phillips called out Chad Michael Murray as a “douche" at the Paley Center event for Dawson's Creek, adding that “she’s not worried about burning bridges with CMM." [zap2it]

● That report of Lindsay Lohan and Gerard Butler getting it on in Morocco was shot down by Lohan, and Butler is threatening legal action against the British papers who printed the story. [GossipCop]
● Where do you go after getting publicly fired from your show? Disneyland! Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and husband Pete Wentz took little Bronx to the happiest place on earth to lift her spirits. [PopSugar]
● Rihanna says of all the media attention she received after the Chris Brown incident: "I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears." [USA]

I think Havelock Ellis had it right when he said “The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw," but that still doesn't stop bloggers from rating and ranking celebs into categories of babes and butterfaces. For those of you who are a little out of touch with the meme, it's a woman (or a man) who has a beautiful body, though her face is anything but. In other words: everything looks good but her face. Banned in Hollywood is garnering some attention for their recent list of internet butterfaces, and Complex and Gunaxin have a couple of curated lists as well, though Gunaxin's list seems to be a product of personal taste (Uma Thurman has an ugly mug?). Obviously, an exploration of this concept proves that these lists are simply a matter of taste, with people grouping Leonardo DiCaprio and Penelope Cruz in the category. Beauty should remain in the eye of the beholder, but forum addicts, commenters and personal blogs all try to gain some consensus, debating who should reign supreme as the unfairest face of them all. Although none can agree on one, there are several that seem to top every butterface list.

● Gwyneth Paltrow asked Two Lovers director James Gray to check out her boobs and OK them for a nude scene, as the mother of two didn’t think they were up to par. He approved. [DListed]
● Penélope Cruz is currently in Cannes, but she missed out on promoting her upcoming musical Nine when she came down with food poisoning. [People]
● Fergie joins the ranks of Lilo, Lady Gaga, and Megan Fox after admitting she too has had a lesbian affair. [thesun.co.uk]

I've been to many red carpet events. I've participated in many a tragic photo op. I've also seen my share of reality TV crews, who trail their subjects, hoping for something "real" (in under five takes). But last night, while sitting outside the Waverly Inn, I witnessed my first ever paparazzi maelstrom. It wasn't gradual as one might expect. Salman Rushdie strolled out with friends, relatively unbothered by the four or five photographers straddling the periphery of the restaurant. Stylist Rachel Zoe stepped out for some air, and a few pictures were taken—nothing big. Upon leaving, Charlie Rose smiled at the invasive camera guys, who almost seemed to bow down in deference. One of the more plucky members of the group asked him to pose for a picture. He did. All was well as I sipped on a glass of white wine, happy with the warm spring breeze. And then Fergie walked out.