We've heard of crimes of fashion (suit jackets worn with shorts or Bjork's infamous run-in with a swan), but this is ridiculous. The latest tiff between actor Kiefer Sutherland of 24 fame and fashion designer Jack McCollough, one half of design duo Proenza Schouler, has shown that potentially deadly weapons, such as knives, guns, and even fists, are so not in vogue anymore. Now we're into headbutting. I mean, it is spring, people, and we can't have burdensome accessories weighing down our scantily appropriate outfits, and really, fistfights went out with Brody Jenner. It's nice to see the economy's cutbacks are affecting how celebrities settle their differences. We might even see his choice to use the thick, frontal cranial bones as Kiefer being considerate to McCollough, since the designer's hands are his money maker, and we all know the man behind the brand's trademark lacy bustiers wouldn't take standard fisticuffs sitting down.
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