Hollywood has finally realized there is a direct correlation between the millions of bones that A-listers try to negotiate from studios and rapidly drying revenue streams that said studios can offer. You see, the Jim Carrey-led A Christmas Carol, which is like the 482,094th adaptation of that particular tale, failed to set the box office on fire. That, along with a string of flops from alleged goldmines like Bruce Willis, Julia Roberts, and Adam Sandler is moving the overlords of the Hills to seriously reconsider whether these household names are worthy of their steep asking prices.

● Caring father Michael Lohan vows to get Lindsay off those prescription drugs she’s been taking, so her acting career can finally get back on track. [Radar]
● Speaking of hot mess Lohans, Frances Bean Cobain has written an open letter to Ali Lohan urging her to “work her ass off,” ‘cause Lohan’s “idea of fame isn’t fame.” [Twitter]
● Jenny McCarthy is looking forward to dating “Curly,” as boyfriend Jim Carrey is in the midst of gaining 40 pounds to play him in the upcoming Three Stooges film. [Yahoo]

● Nicole Kidman has joined Freida Pinto, Anthony Hopkins, Naomi Watts, Antonio Banderas, and Josh Brolin for the upcoming still-untitled Woody Allen film. [JustJared]
● Have you seen the new cover model for H&M this season? None other than Vincent Gallo. [Popism]
● Designer Dawn Simorangkir is suing Courtney Love for ruining her good name by claiming the designer sold coke and is a "horrible lying bitch." [TMZ]

● Jim Carrey homophobic? Only a little. Plus, he cements his middle-age white man status by awkwardly dancing to 50 Cent at Sundance. [Queerty, Youtube]
● Kanye West debuts his new shoe line with Louis Vuitton. [JustJared]
● Mad Men's Elizabeth Moss is engaged to Saturday Night Live's Fred Armisen; who knew they were even dating? [E!]

There are so many movies screening at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City this year that it's nearly impossible to choose ten that are most buzzworthy. I say nearly impossible, because I just pulled it off.

● Adventureland - Because this coming-of-age story set in an amusement park is from the director of Superbad. Because it has two of our favorite Kristens, Stewart and Wiig. Because of these clips. And because this is this year's "This year's Little Miss Sunshine."