By
Nick Haramis
May 13, 2008
In a recent interview with Radar magazine, Joel Derfner, author of Swish: My Quest to Become the Gayest Person Ever, says, "I just wanted to reinvent myself again, but with anal sex instead of Snickers." Granted, he's really gay. After the jump, however, five brothers of the rainbow so brite, you're gonna need you some rhinestone-encrusted Dior wraparounds. Snap! Limp wrist! Pink things!
