● Spencer Pratt says wife Heidi is the Michael Jackson of 2010, whatever that means. [Celebuzz]
● Kim Kardashian will produce a reality show on what she knows best: public relations. The series will follow Kim’s pals, the heads of bicoastal agency Command Public Relations. [People]
● The lawyer of Michael Jackson’s dermatologist’s Arnold Klein reveals that Klein is “well aware” that he is the biological father of Jackson’s two children, Prince and Paris. [USMagazine]

● Cathy Horyn breaks down Michelle Obama’s inauguration fashion choices -- the fabrics, their significance, and what Mrs. Obama's selections say about America. [NYT]
● Halle Berry’s dress got caught in an escalator on Inauguration Night, causing her to melt down. See which other celebs had temper tantrums on Barack’s big day. [PageSix]
● Although it seems like there’s been a flurry of designers dropping out of Fashion Week, IMG confirms that 63 designers will show at the tents this year. Also, IMG is “prepared to do what it takes" to get Michelle Obama in the front row this season. Sounds ominous. [WWD, Fashionolgie]

Here is comedy Czar Judd Apatow accepting the Visionary Award at The Hollywood Reporter's Key Art Awards in L.A with a deliciously funny speech, and it comes complete with a reel of Apatow highlights from his already legendary career in film and television. If your work is lame, it's not safe for it.

Do not call Forgetting Sarah Marshall a Judd Apatow movie.

The word "penis" is seldom brought up in celebrity interviews. And it's not like I'm on the phone with, say, Kevin Bacon or Viggo Mortensen. The man on the other line is Nick Stoller, director of Forgetting Sarah Marshall, the latest crowd pleaser from the Judd Apatow factory. And still, over the course of our twenty-minute conversation, we pay tribute to "penis" six times. This, after all, is not an illuminating exploration into the psyche of the next Orson Welles—but that's not to say that Stoller isn't a genius in his own right. A Harvard graduate (where he wrote for The Harvard Lampoon), Stoller first teamed up with Apatow on the short-lived but much-loved FOX series "Undeclared." He went on to co-write 2005's Fun With Dick and Jane (there it is again!), and is now days away from the release of his directorial debut starring Jason Segel, Kristin Bell, Mila Kunis, and a whole army of comedic heavyweights. It's about a man (Segel) who travels to Hawaii after getting dumped by his TV star girlfriend (Bell), only to find that she's shacked up with her new rock star boyfriend (Russell Brand) at the same resort. Hilarious pig roasts, luaus, and crippling humiliation ensue. Bookended by alohas, Stoller discusses his new Muppets movie, the soul-crushing tedium of directing a film, and Billy Baldwin's unhealthy obsession with David Caruso.