● Carine Roitfeld debunked fashion faux-pas tradition by re-wearing a Tom Ford YSL Fall ‘03 skirt to London Fashion Week. [Fashionolgie]
● Looks like Disney is planning to roll out some serious fashion as a tie-in to Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. A Disney rep teased that the “collection will include a number of surprises that will connect fashion conscious folks to the whimsy of 'Alice In Wonderland.’” [LAT]
● Molly Sims takes on Brooke Shields’ Latisse eyelash extension commercials in a Funny or Die video, calling their eyelash extension product Lashisse like a "penis pump" but for women. [FunnyorDie]

Once in a while, even the most molasses-iest of inert gossip can accumulate and clog up the works worse than that time you decided to experiment with flushing Q-tips down the toilet. Many of these stories are unfounded and tend to cite "a source" and provide very little in the way of actual substance. For bloggers who got lost on their way to law school and ended up camped up in front of a MacBook, this is a problem. For certain other bloggers, it means a chance to put that crumpled up, crappy MFA degree to good use and embellish the empty spaces with poignant tales with Life Lessons and a chance to volley big words. But eventually, an ominous cloud has to float on and rain all over our pop parade. Thanks, Gossip Cop! Even if there are a million things wrong with the idea of "responsible celebrity gossip"! So without further ado, a recap of more prominent things that appeared to look one way earlier this week, but now appear considerably different and less interesting.

You unplug your ears for a single day and suddenly, horrible news comes flooding in! Bombs everywhere! Bombs in Spain! Potential box-office bombs! Bombs maybe at Harpo Productions! And now, one headed to the newly Dubai-less Sex and the City sequel. It's all so horrible! Katie Holmes, who was her own undoing in Batman Begins and may have been the show-killer responsible for the unceremonious axing of Eli Stone, will not, however, be playing the part of Charlotte York. Although the resemblance between the pair is nothing if not spitting.

● Fashion students beware: Kanye West is after your internships. Word is West has been spending lots of time at The Gap offices shadowing creative director Patrick Robinson. [Stylelist]
● Things might not all be well on the set of Katie Holmes' new film Don't Be Afraid of the Dark; rumor has it she made the crew sign a "no Scientology questions" contract. [news.au]
● The band The Living Things will play The Ramones in Floria Sigismondi's Runaways biopic; the lead singer is the husband of the film’s director, which probably helped their chances. [spinner]

Fresh off of Phoebe Philo's stellar premiere collection for Celine comes news that the brand may be facing financial troubles. According to Vogue UK, "Celine has taken the unusual step of closing its only London standalone, on Bruton Street." Rumors have surfaced that in the interim before opening another shop Celine will be stocking wares at Dover Street Market; however brand reps have so far denied this.

● Tom and Katie stopped by Hollywood Boulevard to support friend Cameron Diaz as she got her star on the Walk of Fame. [JustJared]
● Although Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green may or may not be together anymore, Fox doesn’t worry about having Brain’s name tattooed somewhere on her anatomy, ‘cause it would be so easy to laser off these days. [NationalLedger]
● E! has taken the advice of their viewers and have banned Heidi and Spencer Pratt from their channel -- no coverage, no air time, nada. [E!]

● Michael Jackson is on a hunger strike because he fears being fat will damage his chances of surviving cancer, ‘cause he evidently has cancer. [TheSun]
● No need to worry -- that National Enquirer “exclusive” about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie splitting has no truth to it. They and their six kids are as happy and beautiful as can be. [People]
● The debate can end regarding whether or not Eminem knew Sacha Baron Cohen as Bruno was going to drop in his lap; the rapper reveals that it was indeed planned and rehearsed. [People]

Forget the “Rachel” -- it’s the Hollywood starlets of yesteryear who truly embody the term "iconic." These classic styles have been showing up on red carpets since they were first flaunted decades ago.

Louise Brooks
A showgirl, silent film actress, and dancer during the roaring 20s, Louise Brooks set the standard for the classic bob. Considered the most popular hairstyle of all time, modern bob adopters include Anna Wintour, Katie Holmes, and Rihanna.

● Gwen Stefani used the sold-out crowd at the last No Doubt concert to serenade her son, Kingston, with "Happy Birthday." [Youtube]
● Rashida Jones is reportedly dating Obama speechwriter and intellectual-hottie Jon Favreau (no relation to the Iron Man director). [BWE]
● Lindsay Lohan is taking the first step back to Hollywood stardom by filling in for Katie Holmes in the fantastical comedy The Other Side. [E!]

● After several DUIs and a most infamous head-butting assault, Kiefer Sutherland is still bar-hopping; he was seen out with his daughter Sarah Jude at LES bar Libation. No injuries were reported. [P6]
● Ben Affleck likes to joke that his kids are so cute, he wonders if they’re his -- much to wife Jennifer Garner’s chagrin. [AllNewsWeb]
● If Robert Pattinson’s American accent sounds familiar, it’s because the British actor borrows from his favorite actors like James Dean and Jack Nicholson. [MyParkMag]