P.S.1 art space is once again cultivating life in Long Island City. This month began the tenth anniversary of the museum’s popular dance music series Warm Up, attracting both dance aficionados and those that just like beer and hot indie girls. (Ladies, a note: If you’re seeking straight men, hanging around the bar is your best bet). This year’s impressive schedule is sprinkled with names like DFA’s James Murphy and Pat Mahoney (LCD Soundsystem), Au Revoir Simone, Metro Area, and Kelley Polar, ensuring numbers surpassing the weekly average of 4,000 in attendance last year.

Reader, If I could impart one piece of nightlife advice it would be the following. Don’t start off a night with a terrible hangover when the BVLGARI Diagono Watch Collection, and Rock & Republic “Summer at The Beatrice Inn” are on the itinerary. Furthermore, it’s best not to attend an event celebrating anything having more than two consecutive consonants in its name with said terrible hangover, espcially if it's being held at Frank Gehry’s sleek IAC Building. The elegance of it all will make you feel like the tuna tar-tar being passed around. Instead, don your best Proenza Schouler with the prior knowledge that you’ll be bumping into beautiful people like Sean Avery, Simon Spurr, and New York Jets center Nick Mangold, and that later at the Beatrice, you’ll be dancing with Kirsten Dunst, Sia, Emma Snowdon-Jones and May Anderson. A cautionary tale.