● Tom Ford has dressed numerous Oscar nominees over the years, but will he be present as a nominee at the Academy Awards in 2010 for his directorial debut? [FashionWeekDaily]
● Lauren Conrad wasn’t really serious when she said friend Lo Bosworth would be the star in the movie version of her book L.A. Candy. [Us]
● Jon Gosselin seems to be under the impression that people want to hear him speak and that radio stations should pay him $10-$12K for an appearance -- because as we all know, Gosselin is "quite funny, sharp witted and interesting." [MSN]

● Amy Winehouse’s father Mitch pretended he had a terminal illness last year to scare his daughter out of her drug addiction. Suffice to say, it didn’t work. [Yahoo]
● Kourtney Kardashian regrets getting breast implants at the age of 22, saying if she had researched the body-alerting decision, she would have never gotten them. [PopCrunch]
● Lauren Conrad wants her best-selling book, L.A. Candy, to become a movie in the ultimate art imitating life imitating art, as the book is a fictionalized version of LC’s TV persona. [MTV]

● The only thing Jennifer Aniston hates more than being single is looking desperate, so she hasn’t taken kindly to Bradley Cooper demoting her to a "just friends" status. [Showbizspy]
● You have now entered the Twilight Zone: Jon Gosselin (minus nine) is in St. Tropez with his new girlfriend on Christian Audigier's boat. [JustJared]
● Everyone’s favorite transients, Brad and Angelina, are reportedly setting down some roots in New York City after looking at the Apthorp building. [NYDailyNews]

● Despite what you may think, Winona Ryder harbors no ill will towards Angelina Jolie for stealing the spotlight in Girl, Interrupted. If you remember, Jolie went on to win an Academy Award, while Ryder was put on trial for stealing from Saks. [Wonderwall]
● You can find anything on eBay these days including the roughed-up, borrowed Maserati Lindsay Lohan drove for a few months; starting bid is $25K. [TMZ]
● In a new book, a former roadie for Jimi Hendrix claims the legendary guitarist's manager murdered the singer to collect his insurance policy. [TheIndependent]

● Justin Long and Drew Barrymore are just friends now; so what do platonic former lovers do for a date? They go to the flea market! [JustJared]
● Keira Knightley’s domestic violence PSA has been banned because the violence depicted is too violent. [Pop Crunch]
● English rocker Jarvis Cocker has spilt from his fashion stylist wife, which makes him single and ready to mingle with all you artsy girls who have a horn-rimmed glasses fetish. [Digital Spy]

● Michael Jackson is backing out of renting a UK mansion for his summer tour because he’s worried that the ghosts which reportedly haunt the mansion will scare his kids. [NotW]
● Kate Winslet a MILF? Most definitely! While walking with her kids, two high school boys followed behind, commenting on her nice, full bottom. Who needs an Oscar with fans like that? [P6]
● Joel Madden let everyone on the Twitter-verse know he was asked to cover his tattoos by British Airways on a weekend flight to Lisbon. [Twitter]

The roster of celebrities that have launched side careers as fashion designers is seemingly endless, and that includes a long list of reality TV-starring pseudo-celebs. The Hills cast alone has now produced four separate clothing lines: Lauren Conrad launched LC to little success (she was dropped last year by Kitson, but has since signed a deal with discount retailer Kohls). Audrina Patridge inked a partnership with Divine Rights of Denim (for whom she also models) to co-design a line last fall. And, of course, there’s always Heidi Montag’s line, Heidiwood, which, according to New York Magazine, is downright “unwearable."

● Miley Cyrus has beaten Britney Spears' record as the youngest teeny-bopper to amass three #1 albums on the Billboard 200. [Yahoo]
● Fergie was out and about yesterday channeling Geordi La Forge in a pair of Star Trek-esque glasses. [Daily Mail]
● In response to Lindsay Lohan’s relationship post-mortem on Ellen, Samantha Ronson has taken to Facebook to change her relationship status to "It’s Complicated." [US]

● Sofia Coppola contacted Aussie musicians The Veronicas to be a part of her new film project. They won’t say what the project is, but Coppola is slated to film in June and July at the famed Chateau Marmont. [News.au]
● Lindsay Lohan might pull a Madonna and move to London to get away from paparazzi. Flaw in that plan is the paparazzi are just as crazy across the pond. [Celebitchy]
● Bravo is hatching another reality show, this one about Hollywood shopping mecca Fred Segal. [ETonline]

● Considering the economic climate, Lauren Conrad has decided to put her fashion line on hiatus while she revamps the clothing. [P6]
● Don’t tell Paris Hilton, but her boyfriend of about a minute Doug Reinhardt plans to propose at the Chateau Marmont. [PopCrunch]
● On that note, P. Hilton’s party BFF Mischa Barton says that marriage puts pressure on a relationship. Duly noted. [ShowbizSpy]