● Russell Crowe has made quite a name for himself in films, and now that name has be banned from many pubs in England where he’s throwing tantrums over the bars' strict closing times that somehow even apply to his Oscar-winning ass. [SMH]
● Despite starring in every cheesetastic blockbuster of the last 15 years, Nicolas Cage owes the IRS $6.2 million. [AccessHollywood]
● Drew Barrymore is telling her friends that she was a dolphin in a past life and has surrounded herself with crystal figurines of the mammal. [FemaleFirst]

We're really rooting for you Night. The Sixth Sense is undeniable. Unbreakable is one of the most underrated films of this decade (we’re not kidding). Signs was a creepy and moving success. So when The Village proved you weren’t without filmmaking flaws, and then Lady in the Water utterly confirmed it, we began to worry. Your image in the press suffered—an egomaniac they called you—and suddenly our “next Spielberg” began resembling our “next Cimino.” So when chilling trailers for your latest film The Happening started popping up, we expected a return to form. An invisible force causes people to lose their self preservation instinct—suicide all around. Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel, two of the most likeable actors in Hollywood, on the run for their lives. What’s not to like? Well, today the reviews are in, and with held breath, we checked them out…