Paris Fashion Week is upon us, along with the infamous parties. Following a full day of runway shows , you'll find the models (and LiLo , of course) lifting their skirts at one of the clubs below. A word to the unbeautiful: you'll have to be B-list or above to make it past the velvet rope this week.

● Art Home (Trocadero) - A panoramic prix-fixe on the Palais de Tokyo roof, replete with sick Eiffel Tower views.
● Dinner in the Sky (Louvre) - Foodies dangling from a crane.

● Zinc Caïus (Etoile-Porte Maillot) - A modest bistro for the post-bling 16th arrondissement.
● Chez Moune (Pigalle) - A newly-cool club for the SoPi set.

● Yam’tcha (Les Halles) - All aboard - the official bandwagon resto of the season is here! The hot-hot restaurant of Spring 2009 is a hybrid of French and Chinese influences.

● Mon Oncle (Montmartre) - The happening new bistro in Montmartre.
● Glou (Marais) - Food-media royalty creates the hot booth of the season.

● La Lucha Libre (Latin Quarter) - Wear that rubber mask with pride, yo; Paris now has a Mexican wrestling bar.

● Tcham Kae (Far Fifteenth) - Solid Korean with no harsh neon or MSG.

● UFO Bar - Brand new rock bar for the Oberkampf scene.
● Rose Bakery Marais - Second outpost of the oft-reviewed and über bobo British brunch spot.