● Jeremy Piven says his "moobs" (man boobs) came from soy milk abuse; the actor started out as the “guy that dabbled in soy milk” but it quickly escalated into drinking 12 cups a day -- which contained enough estrogen to give him boobs. [Us]
● Michael Lohan says Lindsay Lohan is a “beautiful girl” but “she looks 100 years old." [E!]
●What men think about, according to Kate Hudson: “Game scores, masturbation, and food." [Us]

Brian Austin Green is about to get ram-jammed. If Mickey Rourke is the coolest man on the planet like he's proven himself time and time again to be, then we're on the brink of bearing witness to the greatest on-and-off screen couple since Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan dirty-danced in Step Up. MTV has learned, from Megan Fox herself no less, that Rourke will join her in Passion Play, a movie about a caged circus freak and its savior. Guess who's playing the freak.

Evan Rachel Wood doesn’t fear the edge—it’s her natural habitat, onscreen and in real life. Uncomfortable, Lolita-esque situations? Check. Nudity? Check. Drugs? Um… Bisexuality? Naturally. “I love me some girls, man!” Wood states unequivocally, sidling into a back booth at a sleek pan-Asian bistro near her home on Los Angeles’ West Side.

● Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of Vogue Espana doing her best Marilyn-by-way-of-Lady Gaga pose. Again. [JustJared]
● Things could be worse -- Lindsay could be Mischa Barton who, after her police assisted trip to the hospital, has been put under a 5150, a.k.a. an involuntary psych hold a.k.a. pullin’ a Britney. [People]
● Although Iron Man II isn’t coming out till next summer, EW has exclusive images of Robert Downey Jr. and Mickey Rourke as their alter egos. [EW]

● Fight Club and Seven director David Fincher helmed the commercial for the new iPhone 3G S, entitled “The Break In.” [Youtube]
● The first picture of Mickey Rourke as Whiplash a.k.a. Ivan Vanko a.k.a. the villain of Iron Man II has surfaced. [USAToday]
● Britney Spears has moved on up from backup dancers and bodyguards to someone more stable; she's now dating her agent, because Spears evidently only dates men who can make money off of her. [People]

A few short years ago, Brittany Murphy was omniscient. Like God, or the Orbit gum lady. She used to do crap-fests and Oscar-caliber strokes of indie genius with equal aplomb. But, apparently, she's a little hard on her luck these days. Her character in the upcoming Mickey Rourke flick The Expendables (who you'll recall she worked with in this facsimile of Requiem For a Dream) has proved to be, well, expendable. During rip-roaring rounds of rewrites, the malevolent they went ahead and deleted her entirely from the script. Haters. We can all say such things as, "Oh this happens all the time in production!" and "Brittany's a dream to work with, so it's not personal!" but the question will remain. How does one of America's it-girls end up with such Lohanian failures and a stray straight-to-DVD Ramen-mongering role?

● Pretty soon we’ll have to get used to another face on Mickey Rourke. Plastic surgeon Cristian Pérez Latorre plans on fixing Mickey Rourke’s face come July. [Momento]
● Lindsay Lohan’s ex Harry Morton is embarrassed that he ever dated the "actress" and even bought her an engagement ring. [P6]
● Here’s the first look at Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark in Iron Man II, the sequel is set to explore how Tony Stark deals with revealing his superhero identity. [JustJared]

Ever since he got an Oscar nomination for playing to type, Mickey Rourke has become quite the objet du désir among all of us who have a soft spot for surly beasts with unwashed manes. But sadly all of us are no match for Russian popstrel Irson Kudikova. She claims that The Ram was so smitten with her that he proposed to her while visiting Moscow on Iron Man-related pursuits.

● Gwyneth Paltrow has some advice for would-be rapper Joaquin Phoenix: "Go live in the projects and work on your street cred.’ Paltrow would know, as she calls Jay-Z her BFF. [People]
● Andy Samberg will host this year's MTV Movie Awards. He will join the ranks of Jimmy Fallon, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Kristen Dunst. [Eonline]
● Is Mickey Rourke so Method that he went to a Moscow prison to research his upcoming role in Iron Man II? [Gawker]

When Mickey Rourke's dog died and he lost the Best Actor Oscar, many thought the reborn tough guy's career was over and he was destined to commit suicide, career-wise, of course. There was all this chatter about him joining Iron Man 2 as the villain, but when he told Vulture that it was no longer happening, people actually believed him. However, when I speculated on the future trajectory of Rourke's career, I knew that he'd eventually sign on to the highly-anticipated project. Turns out I was right, again!