There's absolutely nothing you can't not like about this. Mischa Barton dressed up as a peacock on Halloween and was left shrieking with horror when she erroneously stepped on a partygoer's foot at some nondescript nightclub She also "accidentally" lobbed a cocktail at this reveler's head, causing him to freak out and hurl a cocktail back at her. Then a row, the type of circumstance you couldn't conjure on a sartorial soap like Barton's short-lived Beautiful Life, erupted, and suddenly it was Soapdish all over again, with drink-chuckers coveting the Elisabeth Shue role, violently claiming not to be heinously bitchy like Cathy Moriarty. Chin up, Misch! Your Devil Day was much better than mine, all things considered!

Since being hospitalized not too long ago, Mischa Barton has made a full recovery. And some friends are pointing at a new love of music for lifting her spirits. They claim singing folk-rock songs was what helped Barton out of the mental ward and back into everyday reality. But of course they're totally and utterly wrong and probably deserve to have their fingers snapped off as such. Barton's publicist has dismissed all such reports, adding, "Although she's a big music fan, she's never had any aspirations to [record] herself." Although, apart from musician boyfriends, Barton's also once been spotted shopping for guitars.

● Spencer Pratt says wife Heidi is the Michael Jackson of 2010, whatever that means. [Celebuzz]
● Kim Kardashian will produce a reality show on what she knows best: public relations. The series will follow Kim’s pals, the heads of bicoastal agency Command Public Relations. [People]
● The lawyer of Michael Jackson’s dermatologist’s Arnold Klein reveals that Klein is “well aware” that he is the biological father of Jackson’s two children, Prince and Paris. [USMagazine]

As it turns out, in the dense thickets of tweets, round-the-clock coverage, and The O.C. reruns, there was Labor Pains star Lindsay Lohan glowing like the Lady of the Wood. She held out a hope, a prayer, and perhaps a one-up mushroom for troubled thesp Mischa Barton. When Barton's alleged dark side eclipsed sunnier times, apparently it was Lohan who pulled her aside and basically said, "Oh honey! This is coming from me of all people, but pull yourself together!"

●Mischa Barton’s hospital breakdown has thrown a slight wrench into her new CW show ‘Beautiful Life.’ The producers plan on introducing a similar character while Barton is indisposed. [EW]
●Angelina Jolie was robbed! Recently a thief stole a number of outfits meant for Jolie during press events from the home of her stylist’s Jennifer Rade. [Celebrity-Gossip]
●Will Rihanna get the last laugh over Chris Brown? Rumor has it Ri Ri is getting very close to former Chris Brown friend Pharrell. [Mirror]

●Paris Hilton says she thought of BFF Britney Spears as a ‘sister’ but Spears ‘used’ her, only caring about her own music career. [TheInsider]
●Magazine darling Jon Gosselin’s now in bed with the tabloids, or at least eating with one now. He was seen over the weekend dining with Kate Major a senior reporter at Star Magazine. [Radar]
●Lindsay Lohan is being courted by the reality show circuit first it was Ryan Seacrest, now the producers of I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here want this hot mess in the jungle. [Mirror]

The media's been ablaze today with Mischa Barton's sudden hospitalization right on the eve of her new movie's debut. Despite some disappointed griping from the film's backers, here's hoping she recovers quickly and safely. Mischa participated in a great LA fashion shoot and behind-the-scenes video for BlackBook earlier in the year, even letting us interview her on camera about her favorite people and places. And top it all off, she stayed out all night to party with us along with Sasha Grey and other notables at our Hollywood/spring fashion issue launch party, where she was perfectly lovely and engaging to all. We'll surely see her back to her best no time.

● Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of Vogue Espana doing her best Marilyn-by-way-of-Lady Gaga pose. Again. [JustJared]
● Things could be worse -- Lindsay could be Mischa Barton who, after her police assisted trip to the hospital, has been put under a 5150, a.k.a. an involuntary psych hold a.k.a. pullin’ a Britney. [People]
● Although Iron Man II isn’t coming out till next summer, EW has exclusive images of Robert Downey Jr. and Mickey Rourke as their alter egos. [EW]

● Sarah Michelle Gellar tries to make wearing daisy-dukes-while-pregnant happen during an errand run in Los Angeles. [JustJared]
● Although MTV hasn’t played music since the millennium, they have complied a list of the Best Albums of ’09 (thus far), including everything from Grizzly Bear to Kelly Clarkson. [MTV]
● No shotgun wedding for Jamie Lynn Spears and baby daddy Casey Aldridge, as the two have called it quits. [AllieisWired]

Opening in limited release tomorrow is the new Mischa Barton vehicle, Homecoming. It’s a formulaic piece of trash, all shopworn situations and hackneyed character types, but the privilege of watching Barton play a stone-cold psychopath almost makes the experience worthwhile. Her character, Shelby, is a small-town beauty who’s lost her hunky quarterback boyfriend, Mike (Matt Long), to a football scholarship at Northwestern. When Christmas finds him home again with foxy new girlfriend Liz (Jessica Stroup) in tow, Mischa basically goes apeshit.