December 31, 2008
Every culture has its own way to welcome in the new year. Here in the United States, we have a rich tradition of drinking heavily and dropping things (and people) from great heights. However, the fetish for watching giant objects fall from the sky is not shared worldwide. For example, in Spain and the Philippines, it's customary to eat 12 grapes as the clock announces midnight, one for each stroke of the clock. In Finland, it's tradition to drop molten tin into water, then divine meaning from the shape it takes. Panamanians burn effigies of famous people as a means to drive off evil spirits for the New Year, while Danes will ring in 2009 by jumping off of chairs to symbolize a "leap" into the New Year. In Estonia, the big day is actually January 1, where it's considered good luck to eat seven meals in the same day. Fancy panties are de rigueur for folks in Brazil, Ecuador, Bolivia, and Venezuela; red underpants are supposed to bode well for love in the new year, while yellow knickers indicate dreams of money. To see photos and more funky traditions, click here.


We tried for a top 10, but settled for 5. After all, we are in recession, people. If Cup O' Noodle and sparkling cider is on your New Year’s Eve menu, may we suggest rolling out a blanket on Ocean Drive and 8th Street for some free-of-charge fireworks viewing. If, however you wanna be a baller, consider the following.
On occasion, I get a deeply atavistic jones for champagne. New Year's Eve is really no different than any other day except that I will likely consume more of it than normal. For some reason -- recession-related, a glimmer of good times in the darkness of bad? -- there's a lot of chatter about bubbly, more so than I can remember from the recent past. The New York Times alone did three stories on bubbly, and a host of others publications have run their usual seasonal champagne primers. Here's something to get you started.
Five ways to ring in the New Year in Tinseltown.
● How come if they gave a rate hike to the cabbies because gas went to five bucks a gallon -- then it hasn't come down now that it’s at a buck and a half?