Oh, ye old time tested and treasured art of the Bachelor Party. A rite of passage. It signifies an end of one era, heralds another, and reveals just how brilliant or sleazy your male counterparts may be (as if you didn’t already know). Some celebrate with strippers, steak, and one-night stands. Others keep it classy, opting for a day of golf, steak, and cigars. Whatever your forte, gentlemen, South Beach on the Ocean Drive home stretch has this male bonding event covered. A little bit cheesy, a little bit rock 'n' roll. Let the male bonding commence.

Stay: The Clevelander. Enough debauchery for your cousin; enough class for your fiancé’s brother.

Covet thy neighbor, their date, their gear, their shoes, their shiny trinkets.

1. Gemma (South Beach) - Smack in the thick of it all above Lincoln Road, yet purposefully easy to miss. Can't help but be voyeuristic.
2. News Cafe (South Beach) - Where Gianni Versace had his last meal. Where locals kick back and watch European rollerbladers roll by. Where tourists go to pretend they're locals.
3. Segafredo (Downtown/Brickell) - Welcome to Eurotrash hell in a fabulous way. At the end of Lincoln Road, in the middle of it all. Can still have a good convo, though.