First we detailed New York's cougar dens -- now check out the same stalking in South Florida.

● Club 50 (Downtown/Brickell) -This megaclub is named after the number of stories it rises above ground, but if you’re lucky it’ll be named after the age of the gal you leave with.
● Rose Bar at the Delano (South Beach) - Miami practically invented the bed-as-chair nightclub fad. Now it’s your turn to invent the hookup-with-a-cougar-on-a-bed-as-chair-in-a-Miami-nightclub fad.
● Prime 112 (South Beach) - Nothing attracts cougars like succulent slabs of meat, which is why your greatest competition at this scene-y steakhouse is the menu.

Oh, ye old time tested and treasured art of the Bachelor Party. A rite of passage. It signifies an end of one era, heralds another, and reveals just how brilliant or sleazy your male counterparts may be (as if you didn’t already know). Some celebrate with strippers, steak, and one-night stands. Others keep it classy, opting for a day of golf, steak, and cigars. Whatever your forte, gentlemen, South Beach on the Ocean Drive home stretch has this male bonding event covered. A little bit cheesy, a little bit rock 'n' roll. Let the male bonding commence.

Stay: The Clevelander. Enough debauchery for your cousin; enough class for your fiancé’s brother.

Growing up, my friends had very traditional pets: dogs, cats, Tamagotchis. My family, being the eccentrics that they are (re: immigrants) made sure that my brother and I had something a little more fierce to play with. Our pet cougar loved us for ten passionate years before his unfortunate death at the hands of a demented hunter. My mother, saint that she is, told her distraught sons that our dead cougar was going to "cougar heaven," a place where "cougars roamed free and never went hungry." Little did I know she was talking about New York City.

Stumbling distance to our room? Always time for one more round.

1. The Raleigh Hotel Bar (South Beach) - Ask for your martini in a plastic cup, then chill to sexy music around the 1940s-style pineapple-shaped pool.
2. Rose Bar (at The Delano) (South Beach) - The granddaddy of hotel bars. Locals know it's best to hit during the week, but even a weekend madcap can be forgiven.
3. RumBar (at the Ritz) (Key Biscayne) - For that British colony in the tropics feel, a good place for a drink as the sun goes down.

In Miami, check out new listings for Anokha (swanky, tasty Indian good for after hours) and Plunge (rooftop infinity pool atop the Gansevoort South). For full restaurant, nightlife, and hotel listings, see our Miami guide.