Get him a drink, then give him the boot.

1. The Map Room (Bucktown/Wicker Park) - With books and maps reminiscent of a European explorer's study and a second-to-none beer selection, the bar's literally perfect for telling the guy to take a hike.

2. The Vic Theatre Brew & View (Wrigleyville) - When the dilapidated old Vic Theatre isn't hosting concerts (which is most nights), you can watch third-run movies, drink, and yell obscenities at the screen at its Brew & View night. Either way, you can scream, pull at your hair, and spill your guts without making a scene.

3. The Long Room (Lakeview) - Yeah, it's just one long, dark room with a patio seating area to the side, but the place has a certain indiscernible charm. Lure him into the photobooth and document the exact moment his heart breaks.

Atlanta
● R. Thomas’ Deluxe Grill (Buckhead) - Technicolor flora, funky art and lawn decor, and exotic birds encase the patio dining room where guests nosh on vegetarian, carnivorous and breakfast fare 24/7.
● Vita (Buckhead) - Hospitality and quality are emphasis at Tony LaRocco's romantic family-style Italian destination.
● Alon’s Bakery (Brookhaven) - Fab bakery with chocolate-making room, a coffee, wine and beer bar, tons of artisan cheeses, and sandwiches, salads and cooked entrees to go.