● Jeremy Piven says his "moobs" (man boobs) came from soy milk abuse; the actor started out as the “guy that dabbled in soy milk” but it quickly escalated into drinking 12 cups a day -- which contained enough estrogen to give him boobs. [Us]
● Michael Lohan says Lindsay Lohan is a “beautiful girl” but “she looks 100 years old." [E!]
●What men think about, according to Kate Hudson: “Game scores, masturbation, and food." [Us]

Sure, in ways, it's an unlikely if disparate meshing of talent. But this concert, the latest in a series of events produced to fight the spread in AIDS in Africa as a part of (RED)NIGHTS, finds an anchor in celebrated singer-composer-painter Gavin Friday, a childhood friend of Bono. His band is among those performing. Other performers besides Johansson and Love include Antony Hegarty, Rufus Wainwright, Martha Wainwright (last seen celebrating Édith Piaf), Andrea Corr (yes, of those Corrs), Laurie Anderson, and perennial post-punk princess Lydia Lunch.

Scarlett Johansson may not be taking maternity leave anytime soon, but she is taking some prenatal pointers. Though the face Dolce & Gabbana cosmetics may not have to travel far and wide for the best in beauty, the newlywed has been a secret advocate of the Sponge Skincare line, an all-natural, chemical free and organic brand developed by an OB/GYN in Greece to improve the circulation and overall rejuvenation of his pregnant patients. The products were never intended to be sold, but the original Jambes Lourdes Anti-Fatigue Leg Cream proved to be a therapeutic hit with women who swore it cured razor burn, cellulite, and muscle aches. After years of research, the obstetrician's family figured out a business plan that would preserve their all-natural standards and leave the tiniest carbon footprint behind -- to appease both pregnant women and their future offspring.

"Belle & Sebastian,” says Scarlett Johansson, who then goes on to name Lee Hazlewood and Nancy Sinatra, and the White Stripes, when listing off her favorite musical duos. The 24-year- old actress and musician should be forgiven for her error—the Scottish purveyors of indie-pop currently boast seven members—because, after all, she’s here today to discuss another duo altogether.

Blame it all on a universe scorned -- for not only having to deal with the prospect of Alanis Morrissette and Ryan Reynolds splitting up, but for having to come to terms with the fact that all the former got by way of a consolation prize was a crappy arc on a show that sometime ago dipped from spectacular to sucktacular. The latter, meanwhile, got to put a ring on Scarlett Johansson. I know, you think to yourself that because your last album was an underperforming pile of blips and fancy-sounding words, the world is unfair. Especially if you were replaced by a woman whose acting can basically be summarized similarly. But because everything is full circle and karma tends to work most effectively in Hollywood, RyRen and ScarJo have hit a snag. Now, their wedded bliss is all but unraveling.

● It doesn’t come cheap looking like Lady Gaga, although she’s often caught with no pants; her lavish wardrobe and shows have bankrupted the singer four times. [TheSun]
● Despite rumors to the contrary, Disney starlet Raven Symone did not give birth to a child recently. [JustJaredJr]
● Ryan Renyolds let it slip that he and wife Scarlett Johansson plan to adopt -- although not any time soon. [US]

● It’s been awhile since Courtney Love made any music -- but she’s still a rock star, so much so that she destroyed her New York hotel room (at the Inn at Irving Place) to the tune of $5,000 worth of damage in just eight hours. [P6]
● The Royal Guards in Britain -- you know, the ones who protect the Queen and don’t laugh -- once paid an impromptu tribute to Michael Jackson, playing "Thriller." [Youtube]
● Brandon Routh is Superman no more? According to the actor, his contract for any sequels has run out. [thinkmcflythink]

The Spot: Avenue (Chelsea) - New lounge from Marquee mandarins and soon, your Friday night excuse to get dolled up in your most painful pumps and be seen.

Patron Saint of Style: Scarlett Johansson, with curves that are the epitome of glamor, she is now the official face of poppin’ bottles. Her newest advertising deal with Moët Chandon (pictured) means the mini Marilyn Monroe shall forever be synonymous with the luxe life.

● Scarlett Johansson’s directorial debut in the vignette series "I Love New York" has been cut for what producers say are "creative difference." [E!]
● Swine flu has stopped Heidi Klum and Seal’s renewal of their vows; the couple were married five years ago at their Mexican vacation home and hoped to duplicate the ceremony. I hear you can get a good deal in Vegas now. [LAT]
● Dennis Rodman is entering outpatient rehab so he doesn’t have to miss the Celebrity Apprentice reunion show. Why not just wait for the next season of Celebrity Rehab? [E!]

Sometime very, very soon (later today?), all this Slumdog Millionaire excitement will finally abate. But let's wring the last few trickles of hype out of the Little Movie That Could, while we can. In light of all that talk of post-Oscar floppery, it looks like Freida Pinto (who may or may not be dating her former co-star) has found a way to beat the bad karma that an Oscar win seems to foretell for all its champs. She's going to follow in Scarlett Johansson's footsteps as Woody Allen's new muse.