● Is Courtney Love angling to be Mrs. Hugo Chavez? The singer was certainly impressed by the charm he turned on at the premiere for Oliver Stone's documentary about the Venezuelan president. [NYDailyNews]
● The helicopters present at Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s wedding disrupted actor Danny DeVito’s quiet Sunday night, and he let everyone in the Twitterverse know. [Twitter]
● Speaking of: It should come as no surprise that there was a “Hollywood nightclub” theme to Khloe and Lamar’s wedding reception. No word on if Lindsay Lohan was there to give it an "authentic" club feel. [People]

● Jon Gosselin’s new girlfriend Hailey Glassman is enjoying her 15 minutes of fame, gushing that Jon is “so strong” and the couple are “always laughing and joking” together. [People]
● Everyone’s least favorite Baldwin -- that would be Stephen -- has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, citing he owes the state of New York more than $2.3 million. [Reuters]
● Sony Pictures has won the bidding war over Michael Jackson’s rehearsal footage; the studio paid $60 million and will release the concert film in October. [EW]

● Sam Lutfi won’t leave Britney Spears alone. Now he’s suing her for defamation of character, claiming her mother Lynn’s book has ruined his life. [TMZ]
● What does a fashion icon like Kate Moss fear most? A fashion faux-pas, of course. God forbid someone wear the same dress as her. [DigitalSpy]
● Michael Jackson’s memorial was watched by a staggering 31 million people; however it fell behind Ronald Regan's and Princess Diana’s in terms of audience. [JustJared]

● Take a look at Seth Rogen, age 13, doing stand-up in Canada before the fame, before his balls dropped, and from the looks of it, before he found a bong. [Youtube]
● We Americans may be blasé about Katy Perry’s girl-kissing antics, but Saudi Arabia finds the singer too sexy, censoring her album cover by adding clothes. [The Insider]
● Real housewife of NYC Kelly Bensimon has more legal troubles on the way, as if allegedly beating up your boyfriend wasn’t bad enough; a former Elle Accessories editor is accusing her of lifting a jewelry line idea. Hell hath no fury like an editor scorned. [P6]

● Spencer Pratt has lofty ambitions -- he seems to believe that one day he’ll be mayor and/or governor of California, and if the people desire it (which they don’t), he’ll push himself to run for president. [PopSugar]
● Gerald V. Casale of DEVO is talking about the time his band played the show Square Pegs, and oh, did blow with the teenage stars Sarah Jessica Parker and Jamie Gertz. Well, it was the 80s. [HeebMag]
● For Harlequin's 60th anniversary, celebs like Paul Rudd, Seth Rogan, and Cheryl Hines took turns reading from the steamy pages of romance novels of yesteryear. [Videogum]

Unlike gays, strippers, laid-off-but-parentally-subsidized yo-pros, and maybe even Dickinsonian shut-ins, Lindsay Lohan does not love a Depression. Frequently out of work and overspending Samantha Ronson's life savings, Lindsay is learning the True Meaning of Fiscal Responsibility, beating certain unnamed insurance corporations to that particular epiphany.

That's what the anti-airbrushing crusaders over at Jezebel seem to be implying, with their critique of the just-released photo of several male Apatovians recreating a famous Vanity Fair cover. They want to know why Annie Liebowvitz "copped-out" and hid the folds and bulges of Jonah Hill's, Seth Rogen's, and Jason Segel's cuddly physiques with flesh-colored body suits, when she's recreating her own photo in which their female counterparts (Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson) were fully naked.

Seth Rogen's upcoming Green Hornet film just moved up at least five spots on a lot of people's "most anticipated movies of 2010" lists. That's because according to The Hollywood Reporter and Variety, a.k.a. the Trades, Michel Gondry has been tapped to rescue the troubled project. Previously, Hong Kong superstar Steven Chow was attached to direct, but he abruptly left the project, sparking speculation that it was being banished to development hell (Chow is still signed to play the Hornet's sidekick, Kato).

With a floundering economy, many of us are getting creative and thinking of ways to generate some extra cash. Taking on a second job, perhaps. Auctioning off grandma’s fine china on eBay. Or how about making your very own porno movie? Well, that’s the genesis behind writer/director Kevin Smith’s newest flick, Zack and Miri Make a Porno -- a movie Smith proudly says is, “very direct and dirty, but it’s sweet.” The story centers around Zack (Seth Rogen) and Miri (Elizabeth Banks), two lifelong friends and roommates knee-deep in financial woes. When the electricity and plumbing are about to be shut off during mid-winter in Pittsburgh, they decide the only way to make some quick cash and get out of their financial funk is to make a homemade porno. “This is a dirty movie,” says Rogen. “There’s literally assholes in this movie. A lot of people figuratively say their movies have assholes in it -- like actors or grips who behave like assholes. Our movie actually has an asshole in it.” I sat down with Rogen to talk about Zack and Miri, what Hollywood celebrity he would want to make a porno with, why John Cassavetes would have made great porno, and perhaps one non-porn-related question.

In the '90s, George Clooney was slated to play the Green Hornet, known to nerds the world over as Britt Reid, a newspaper heir and hand-to-hand combat aficionado. In 2004, Kevin Smith was set to write the screenplay, which would now star Jake Gyllenhaal. The project was shelved. It makes sense, then, that the new hero of the lauded comic book franchise will be... Seth Rogen? The Knocked Up star is reported to play Reid and will co-write the screenplay with his Superbad pal Evan Goldberg. No word yet on how horny the Hornet will be.