Sixth borough, my ass. Call Philadelphia whatever you want any other time, but this week, in New York, we call them one thing: "Fucked." Because the Yankees have the best team they've had in years, and they're about to win their first World Series since 2000. Granted, it's eight years late, but sometimes we need to play catch-up. For those who will have to tolerate watching the seven games with you -- or watching the Phillies lose in four -- we've come up with some decent alternatives to your average digs you'd watch baseball, for those who might find this a less-than-pleasurable experience. Batter up.

Everything is relative in the Bronx. Watching their team take home a record 26 World Series titles including four from 1996-2000 made Yankees fans accustomed to greatness. By most standards the team has done pretty well since the end of their late-nineties dynasty but they haven't won the championship, and that's all that matters to most of the Yankees faithful. Now, after missing the postseason in 2008 for the first time in thirteen years, the Yankees are entering the postseason with more wins than any other team in the Major Leagues. After beginning the playoffs with a victory against the Minnesota Twins on Wednesday, the'yre just six wins away from the World Series. The pressure is on to bring home the title.