Deep breaths, everyone. Got it? OK, let's go.

AHHHHHHH DOWNTON DOWNTON DOWNTON DOWNTON DOWNTON MAGGIE SMITH MAGGIE SMITH OOOOOH SHIRLEY MACLAINE SHIRLEY MACLAINE SHIRLEY MACLAINE SHIRLEY MACLAINE OOOOH MISTER BATES MISTER BATES OH NO NO NO NO NO MORE MONEY WHERE'D THE MONEY GO OH NO YES YES YES YES MAGGIE SMITH MAGGIE SMITH MAGGIE SMITH MAGGIE SMITH OOOOH DRAMA DRAMA LADY MARY LADY MARY LADY MARRYYYYYYYYYY MATTHEW CRAWLEY WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU EVEN ONNNNNNNNNNNNN???????!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 *SHOOTS SELF*

[Via Vulture]