For the last few years Katherine Heigl has been the TV star you go to if you’re looking for someone to say some wackadoo shit on the record: The first respectable movie she every appeared in? It was sexist. The TV show that got her the movie in the first place? Really badly written. That Emmy she won? Don’t you dare give her another one. That day she had to work? Way too long. But, in her defense, here’s one thing Heigl’s never done: tell a rape joke on national television. But that's exactly what Modern Family's Sofia Vergara did yesterday on The View. Move over Heigl, there’s a new loose-lipped loony in town, and she likes to say insane, self-defeating things even more than you do.

Yesterday, Vergara told the ladies at the The View that she was raped when she was 13. PSYCH. Whoopi was not amused, as you can see below.

But that’s not all! In October, during her appearance on Chelsea Lately, Vergara forgot the name of her Modern Family co-star, Julie Bowen, which is just rude. This past Wednesday, Bowen appeared on Chelsea Lately and went to town on her forgetful co-star, doing a spot on imitation of Vergara, calling her “Charo Barbie” and if, maybe, stepping a smidge over the line, mostly keeping it in bounds. So just to tally that up, within Vergara’s first two months on network television she has started a public feud with a co-star and offended Whoopi Goldberg and all women everywhere. Heigl, watch your back.