I've all but given up on American Horror Story: Asylum, which is quite a shame since I loved the first season. Alas, I'm relying on Drew Grant's recaps to keep me up to date with whatever the hell is going on in that twisted brian of Ryan Murphy's. Well, it turns out he's brought back first-season cast member Dylan McDermott as the modern-day version of Boston serial killer Bloody Face. (And now I shall theorize something said in the writers' room months ago: "I've got a clever name for him! 'Bloody Face!' Write that down right now!")
McDermott himself tweeted a grainy picture of himself as the killer (which you can see below, via Entertainment Weekly). Sadly, he's wearing a lot more clothes than he wore in the first season. Will we see McDermott's ass and abs again? Hell, that might be enough for me to tune in once again.
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