• Good morning! People who are responsible with money have purchased some rhinestone-studded glove that Michael Jackson wore once for about $350,000. [BBC] • John Mayer has made the claim that celebrity musicians typically make bad records. Stones and a glass house, honey. [DigitalSpy] • Along those lines: Jennifer Lopez has a new music video out. It is about the thrills of preparing lattice pie crusts, but features close-ups of her lips for no particular reason. [D-Listed]

• Production on Cougar Town has halted. The world is shocked, slow to respond. [People] • eBay woes! [Consumerist] • All photos from Levi Johnston's stupid Playgirl shoot have leaked. Which means after industriously making use of their MacBook's control-click feature to download them, someone slapped the pictures back online. [Jezebel] • The third flick in the Twilight cash cow, Eclipse, could be rated R for adult situations. Adult situations like making awkward small talk with your dentist about how you can't really afford to get your chompers checked out more than once every four years, what with the state of health care. [DigitalSpy]