Hucksterin' for Haiti: Everyone's doing it! Even Miley Cyrus, who, looking like a sexy Jane Fonda last night at the worst thing to happen to pop music since RedOne, has decided to play the part of philanthropist. By allowing one lucky eBayer the chance to also look like a sexy Jane Fonda in her gently-used Grammy dress. Perhaps in these troubled times, it's refreshing to see someone like Cyrus boast such a joie de vivre about trying to give so much of someone else's money to a devastated nation that she, in all fairness, will never visit.

Gushes the unintentional gay icon to USA Today about her Herve Leger dress, "I'm going to auction it off on eBay afterward for the Red Cross. It's the little things you can do." Here is a "little thing" she did that made us awkwardly recall Showgirls:

Cyrus also talks about taking part in one of the thousands of Haiti charity singles that are being issued: "I think it's really important that everybody come together because disaster relief isn't just now. It's how we're going to help years from now. We have to restore an entire place. It just can't be one person, one foundation, one group of people. All people have to come together and that's what 'We Are the World' is all about." Well shoot. Nobody tell her about Baghdad, okay?

Meanwhile in true form, Us Weekly has a full recap of the many times Cyrus has dressed provocatively in public.