● Kris Humphries is predictably nonplussed to have been cast as the bad guy in Kim and Kourtney Take New York. [NYDN]

● Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sargaard are pregnant with their second kid, meaning Jake Gyllenhaal is going be an adorable uncle twice over! [LAT]

● With Rob's season over, Dancing With The Stars producers are said to be warming-up Mama Kardashian Kris Jenner for the next season. [Huff Post]

● Watch a giddy and giggly Beyoncé get excited about her baby on the set of the "Count Down" video. [Vulture]

● 50 Cent is rapping again! The noted young-adult novelist dropped "Stop Crying" last night, and he'll release nine more songs this week to round out something of a mixtape, Big 10. "I got something for a haters ass it called hits lol," he tweeted. [Rap Radar]

● Breaking Dawn's violent vampire-birth seems to be a problem for more than just Bella, as at least two movie-goers have suffered from seizures during the jarring scene. [THR]