Previously on I'm A Celebrity ...Get Me Out Of Here: Demonella and her weird-bearded prince of darkness finally finished all their grandstanding and exited the jungle, stage right. Upon re-entering the world, they got royally rebuked by Al Roker and the she-beasts of The View. But more importantly, Demonella was replaced by sister Holly Montag, whose name we can invoke without fearing the plague because she has yet to piss us all off and consequently invoke the wrath of The Furies. And now darling Holly is making googly eyes for former American Idol showboat Sanjaya. They may even call themselves "Sanjolly."

Not so jolly? The rest of us who may have to watch this contrived passion play run its course through the headlines. Although rumors were bubbling for a few days, only recently did Celebrity host-celebrated pianist-popstrel Myleene Klass confirm, "[On Thursday,] by no exaggeration, there was about 50 staff, all of us gathered around a tiny TV watching a live feed from camp, just fascinated by them. We all love a romance! Opposites attract and they're living proof of that. You'll definitely see more. This is what's got me hooked."

The definitive tip-off of a love connection? During filming, the two were spotted rubbing lotion on each others' mosquito bites. Surely they won't spawn, though. That would tempt the apocalypse -- and Demonella and her prince wouldn't stand to have such a privilege wrenched from their talons.